If i come over, it means nothing
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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