gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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