Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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