Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
