It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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