the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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