Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
nutella sex= disaster
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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