I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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