We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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