All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
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