She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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