How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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