I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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