it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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