pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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