I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
