ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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