I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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