If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Congratulations! We have a period
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Randomize
