READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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