listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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