can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Don't EVER smell your tampon
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
