Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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