i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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