I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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