I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
