If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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