after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize