So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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