This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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