then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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