Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
