pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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