plz talk dirty to me
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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