dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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