I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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