actually, I'm a sock model
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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