this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
