if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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