oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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