I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
