I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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