I hate your face
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Acid is not a monday night drug
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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