So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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