waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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