But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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