Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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