So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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