i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I intend to get homeless drunk
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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