Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just made my gag reflex go away.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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