We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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