you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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